I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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