Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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