He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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