She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
it hurts more in the daytime
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Come share oat with me in your robe
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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