So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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