I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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