Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(713): View more from Texas

Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.

(401): View more from Rhode Island

oh how i love working at summer camp.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me

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(704): View more from North Carolina

they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.

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(614): View more from Ohio

He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.

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