Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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