Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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