Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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