We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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