Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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