my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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