Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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