They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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