6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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