Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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