Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
50% drunk capacity currently
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize