sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize