Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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