what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
All the doctor said was why
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