im drinking this country out of the recession.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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