He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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