i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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