Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I just googled if crying burns calories
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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