but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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