I can tuck mytits in my pants
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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