Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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