I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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