Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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