Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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