so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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