awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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