I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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