There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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