i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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