But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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