loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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