I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Is it penis luge time yet?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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