Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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