i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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