I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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