jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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