The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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