I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We have started to decorate penises.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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