He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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