dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
How's work?
Spinning.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
