I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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