I wish i was in the wii world.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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