Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
only if we run a train.
done.
two words: eviction party
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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