Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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