im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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