His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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