I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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