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I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
How naked do you want me to be?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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